- 02:22 It's not a proper midnight shift without "Rhythm Is A Dancer." #
- 09:20 Dear AOL Mail, the Hamburger Helper banner ad with the glove totally clashes with your Veteran's Day theme. #
- 10:37 Can we please stop with the creepy photos of Sammy Sosa? kthx. #
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- 19:29 This is just not my month in Streak for the Cash. #
- 15:42 RIP Jerry Fuchs, drummer of Maserati. A reminder that you should never try to jump out of an elevator. Thanks for all the great music. #
- 05:45 @dolemout Actually, no. Guggenheim Grotto opened. They were pretty good. #
- 15:12 Spent the morning attempting to mold the minds of junior high girls. I am now spending the afternoon and evening at work. #
- 06:00 RT @ktvx "Alcohol and drinking don't mix," a campaign to stop pregnant drinking <-- Tell me that's not the real name of the campaign! #
- 06:00 They Might Be Giants tonight! w00t w00t! #
- 08:35 @mrdankelly I agree totally. The first time had a point. This past Sunday? Not so much. #
- 11:51 I think I was a little too in the mood for that Banquet chicken fingers & mac and cheese TV dinner. Gotta love the warm brownie on the side. #
- 15:51 *snif* I've never been follow fridayed before. Thanks @ktvx! (Though I think it has something to do with my earlier RT...) #
- 17:17 @texasaggieofc Yeah, I noticed. Weird. #
- 23:45 TMBG was wicked awesome, as always. #
- 06:09 When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Dirk Nowitzki. #
- 07:38 @texasaggieofc He may be able to manhandle bats, but he doesn't stand a chance against 7-foot Germans. #
- 09:12 @ABC4_Todd Not if the EC is right! #
- 08:44 I wonder if we'll get any trick or treaters at work this evening. #
- 08:47 And BTW, I am absolutely ELATED that the Mavs beat the Lakers. This might be a decent season after all! #
- 15:16 They're playing XTC's "The Battle of Peter Pumpkinhead" on Sirius right now. How holiday appropriate...yet not. #
- 15:17 RT @panotes The passive-aggressive way to deal with annoying trick-or-treaters? Fill the entire bowl with Charleston Chews. #
- 18:02 Too. Much. Pizza. #
- 21:47 @matt_tx00 Moab is happenin', yo! And if you're feeling spendy, Desert Bistro is also fanrtastic. #
- 08:45 @teleflora Ordered a plant on Friday to be delivered to my grandma in the hospital on Saturday. *Still* hasn't been delivered. You guys keep #
- 08:45 @teleflora telling me that you're going to deliver it through a different florist, but never do. Then yesterday you called and said it had #
- 08:47 @teleflora been delivered on Saturday, basically called me a liar. So basically, you screwed up, keep saying you're going to fix it, but #
- 08:47 @teleflora but never do. Meanwhile, my plant still hasn't been delivered to my grandmother ALMOST A WEEK LATER, and you guys act like it's #
- 08:48 @teleflora it's my fault. DELIVER THE PLANT. #
- 08:51 @teleflora BTW, that's order number 8455760 if you can fix it. Your customer service people obviously can't. I told them it gets delivered #
- 08:51 @teleflora today or I cancel. #
- 12:10 @teleflora Thanks for looking into that for me. I'll remove my Twitter nastygram. :) #
- 13:35 A co-worker just brought in food and a take out menu from the new Salvadorean restaurant. So good. #
- 14:17 "You know, they make tofurkey now." "That's just foul." "No, it's not. It's soy!" #